Buns of STEEL!

I was laying down on the bed watching cartoons. (this was when i was in 3rd grade while my brother was in kindergarten) Then all of a sudden, my brother ran into the room and jumped on the bed. However, his mouth somehow landed on my gluteus maximus. Come to think about it, it kinda seemed as if he wanted to bite my butt but that's beside the point. anyway...he lost his front tooth (and first tooth) because of my hard butt. (hence the blog title post).

OH! that reminds me. My mom usually picks me up after school so here's the conversation we had one day:

mama: I ordered a workout video
me: o_O?
mama: they said that i will have buns of steel
me: O_O?
mama: what are buns?
me: -.- dear mother, buns are your puet, your gleuts, your buttocks, your butt, your kapowee
mama: OHHH!!! WOW! I'm going to have BUNS OF STEEL!

That was really random, but it got me thinking....maybe i should change the blog name to BUNS OF STEEL instead of BOOTYLESS. w/e

[edit] anyway, jonathan has buns of steel...it's so obvious cuz why else would he get a free undergarment from victoria secret?